I cook my shit in my piss,
Maybe I'll invite a miss to fuck.
After dinner, we'll cuddle and talk,
Give her my dick to suck.
An entire bookshelf, about "go fuck yourself,"
A collection, I'll proudly want to display.
Show her how I shit, I'm sure she'll love it,
I'll let her take home my turds to play.
Been a really long while, since my anal piles,
That I've invited a chick for a date.
My star is in place, a thermonuclear furnace,
I see a pretty cunt in my fate.
A glass of cheap wine, will be just fine,
Enough to snare her to reveal.
I'll stay sober and focused,
After all, her holes I have to seal.
I know, I know, shouldn't treat her like a ho,
It has to be like a real love affair.
I'll sketch her mons pubis, as is,
And proceed to pluck her pubic hair.
Then I'll move to fuck her ass,
It has been really a very long time.
Then on a frenzy roll, I'll leave a gaping hole,
A pleasant sort of evening I dream as mine.
