Our love pink and blue, totally really true,
We share a lizard in our kiss.
Intimate as hell, I can smell,
The pheromones ooze in our piss.
After we mate, I hope until quite late,
We'll drink a whole keg of beer.
Then we'll sleep fortnight and three,
Minds fresh with frivolous cheer.
The gods would be, a witness you see,
Of this love, passionate and wild.
Then your sperm with my egg,
Bring forth a weird human child.
