I'm not fit, I have a huge ass zit,
With talking worms inside.
The worms converse, in english too,
Better than mine, I confide.
Maybe this is my second asshole,
But I'll look like a perverted clown.
Now poop will get redirected,
Certainly a reason to frown.
Why do bad things happen to cartoons,
Surely I haven't hurt a soul.
In fact I only exist,
When someone this blog would scroll.
Oh the gods are really fucked up,
They should've straightened first my pout.
Now I have another issue,
A face with worms dangling out.