Borrowing some hair, I'll make it fair
How about some guano.
I'll come and shit, where you see fit,
I'm sure you won't say no.
Plus it's not like this is your pubic hair,
Plucking that would entail pain.
But there's reason, this is mating season,
You know what I'm sayin'.
We'll sign up a contract, an avian pact,
You humans aren't trustworthy.
You fuck and sell your mother given a chance,
A species disgustingly noteworthy.
