We laugh and laugh, let's cut her in half,
We each take a different end.
Imagine her fun, shaded from the sun,
What a way her holiday we spend.
We frolic like boys, strident the ahoys,
What a good return on a ho.
Next year somewhere else, we'll pick sea shells,
Or cavort naked in the snow.
Goons are grand, India beforehand
Was such an inhospitable place.
Now we loot and rape, quickly escape,
It's a pleasure to have an ugly face.
We scheme, we scam, eat sandwich with ham,
The best hotels are our hut.
Pulling a trigger is ease, why education and grease,
When you can kick someone else's butt.
