Ohh fuck, my luck, the cistern is stuck,
And I can't stop shitting.
More and more, I'm a shit whore,
Didn't pay the plumber for the fitting.
Good holy god, you're such a fraud,
What a bad design: My asshole.
Now what do I do, I have to pee too,
The air is so thick and foul.
Nobody should know, my shit smells so,
Where did I keep my perfume.
Wipe my ass with hand, use a rubber-band,
Fuming in this putrid fume.
Fuck my hairy pits and pinch my small tits,
I'm such an awesome man.
Wallowing in my shit, I still think I am fit,
I'll do exactly what a man can.
I'll wait and wait and wait, exactly at that rate,
The bacteria will break my shit down.
The room spick and span, I have an exhaust fan,
Not ever suffer a needless frown.
Eureka I scream, just a vacuum clean,
I go call the fucking plumber.
I pay his dough, shake my ass like a ho,
Badly need a shit free slumber.
