I like eating snails, but this one's pale,
I think it's got some disease.
What if poor me, with refined delicacy,
Ends up puking the dearest cheese?
Vomiting is bad, it makes me really sad,
Maybe I should resist this urge.
What if I get ill, is there a good pill
To desist a violent fecal purge?
I don't know, I've bled from my ass before,
These can be awful things if they go wrong.
Today I'm fit, tomorrow in deep shit,
With the devil playing beer pong.
