Standing on a precipice, carefully aiming my piss,
I hit the river of fucking time.
"Fuck you" I say, in utter dismay,
I feel a fish enter the rhyme.
All this god shit stinks, ergo methinks,
We ought to be more real.
Fuck all the voodoo, it's dog doodoo,
Need the authenticity seal.
Honestly honey it's baloney,
Look the other way.
Spooky hooker quite a looker,
Go back in time any day.
Obscene wheeling and dealing,
Sagacious shit as I thought it.
Behind doors on all fours,
Suck a complementary tit.
