I say this and that, that for a fact,
But that's how I pronounce shit.
Have no intention, not to mention,
Entertain commoners from the street.
I like grandstands, stretchy pants,
Vomit long lecture on people's face.
Two rupees to cheer, otherwise fear,
Beaten bloody with democratic mace.
Airy khakis sans underwear, make them swear,
Duty bound to a promise of salary,
Bureaucracy under my thumb, force them dumb,
As puppeteer somebody ought to be.
Election I rig, I dance a jig,
Give them an illusion of influence.
Rule with my boot, I rape and loot,
The fools think it makes good sense.
Or I stab, bloody grab,
The balls of the horse to trade.
Quickly overwhelm, overnight then,
Cut said balls with razor blade.
Once elected, lies are confected,
That's really all they ever get.
On the power chair, I stroke my pubic hair,
Get the females slippery wet.
Press penis, plainly just as it is,
Into any flabbergasted hole.
Pretend to know, the acolytes glow,
Urinate wisdom into their vapid soul.
I pay moustachioed goons, media cartoons,
The peddlers with degrees in sin.
I suck and fuck, transport the buck,
Stow them away, my safe swiss bin.
Fuck vox populi, these fucks just flea,
I often smack them dead.
It's their role, to lube their holes,
Born to give good sloppy head.
From my poop, what they scoop,
The only resource I guarantee.
I am incontinent, their open mouth spent,
Just a container for my pee.
Political fashion, their paltry ration,
I feel so sorry for the laity.
I gape their ass, put dirt and grass,
Discarded cheap confetti.
I like hypocrisy, but get very pissy,
When I've to pretend honesty.
Hours boring long, moisture on my schlong,
Only like what's pretty.
I am cool, every fool a voting tool,
"Get back to work you slaves.
I'm your king, jumping like spring,
The courtiers all avaricious knaves.
I am the law, your balls I saw,
Don't let me hear a single tweet.
My anus you lick, or you get very sick,"
Democracy can't get more sweet.
India is all mine, citizens pay the fines,
For nothing they go to jail.
"Chew my turd, it's not that hard,
Drink some piss from the pail."
They fall for it, heads full of shit,
No wonder they put me in charge.
I shit in their yap, drain their sap,
Mostly morons in the land at large.
