I want a date tonight
I know I'm kinda fat
My teeth are in my belly
I look like a rat
Also my dick's rather small
It's shriveled and hidden away
My nipples are my eyes
Wink my asshole when I pray
My tongue can probe any hole
It'll reach the g-spot on time
It's really wet and really rough
For girls who dig a little slime
The classifieds won't take my ad
Social media sort of sucks
My hands are quite large
Just want to grab my fucks
I like to stare at the moon
Under an arbitrary romantic tree
I sway and swing, do a dance
Pointing carefully where I pee
Well I really need a partner
A lady love in my arm
Don't want to die a monk
Unused and full of sperm
