I like my snot quite a lot
My nose is full of it
God is good it's good food
I sell it as a treat
I collect the snot on a stick
Mix it with a bit of salt
Add a little sugar for sweet
Pour a lot of malt
It becomes a candy for kids
Adults love it too
They can't get enough of it
Costs only rupees two
I'll become a millionaire
You just watch and see
After that I'll sell my farts
Just for rupees three
There'll be a variety of scents
My lab will make them so
Mango peach and rotten eggs
Sachet for on the go
Then from farts to stink bombs
I'll start a terrorist group
Sleeper cells with strict bean diet
Fire from the hole they poop
Making denizens puke at will
The expansion plan of mine
Every city under a layer of vomit
Sell my shit as shine
Yes that's right you heard your plight
I'm planning a strategic win
All I need are investors now
From my piss comes gin
