I know I'm good looking
I get that a lot
I always carry a smile that
Hooks a girl on spot
I'm quite good at not
Being good at anything
I most certainly feel fit
To be the next righteous king
My teeth are really good
I sharpen them with stone
I'm proud of how I tear the flesh
And grind down a bone
Of course I'm extra romantic
Don't have much tongue though
Lips or cheeks as good as none
Nose quite crooked and low
My cheek bones are sculpted in
Like greek gods on a cloud
Urine is a color of gold
The smell can draw a crowd
I apply it on my hair and
The menjou mustache I wear
The pheromones in my piss
Draws the chicks quite near
I reuse it for curry
From an ancient recipe
Just some diced animal
I cook when I pee
I'm a little dark for night
Except for my smile
When I bare my teeth
You see me from a mile
I'm deaf on the left
But the right is always right
The eyes are often crossed
Don't see much at night
I know you can't see any hair
The sketch is off I think
I've a rich coat of vellus hairs
My shit does not stink
My voice is velvet honey
Only rarely is it rough
Get fainting fits when excited
Vomit blood with rancid cough
I shave my ass and balls
I always did that for fun
I'm careful around my asshole
Always leaks when I run
I'm super cute if you ask me
I'm sure a girl would die for this
Send the specs to a pretty near you
Can't wait to fuck a miss
