My tongue is like a snake
It hisses at me
I live my days in fear
I believe it's a she
It never complements
Finds fault in everything
It uses words that
I would never even think
So acerbic in spirit
That my teeth has started to rot
When I sleep it comes out
To hang outside the cot
It scares the ghosts at night
Robbery is very rare
I once found a robber
Hypnotized by its stare
I can't talk in public
Fearing what they'll think
I'm sure it's got venom
All I can do is wink
Ladies don't like me
But my character isn't loose
I can't let them get bitten
Need a big mongoose
