How dare you fall asleep
Do you know the page you're on
I am the ghost of that equation
How dare you come to yawn
(In a hurt voice)
As a ghost this is all I can do
Haunt kids and their silly cats
I show my tongue to them
Upside-down like bats
I can get disproportionate
Your cats may or may not be
It's mathematical chance on this page
That has spilled your jasmine tea
WAKE UP NOW, I demand
Don't make me fart on your face
It smells sweet when I'm happy
But bad when I'm enraged
Or I'll feed dung to your cats
Teach them how to meow
Of course if they study physics
They can have the cow
