I've toothpicks for teeth
I've penis for a nose
I orgasm when I sneeze
Innumerable woes
My eyes are marble balls
My balls are on my face
I won't be a father somehow
I don't think it's safe
People are taken aback
They think I'm a freak
I'm just an ordinary Joe
My future very bleak
I don't have any friends
No one likes me
One good look they take
And they start to flee
Everyone is equal
The manifestos say
Sheer humbug talking
Merit doesn't pay
At least in many countries
You better deceive
Your makeup matters more
Than what you conceive
The idiots rule the world
Through brute force and looks
Not the machiavellian thinking
The usual commonplace crooks
I can be dangerous too
Sometimes I feel the animal urge
I have to sneeze or take a shit
Otherwise it would surge
The ramifications aren't good
If the good turn violent
I'm a smoldering caldera
Surely you'll repent
I know I'm ugly
I'm depressed to the core
I feel the anger well up a lot
I'm really sore
I like reading about love
I love the world as is
I wouldn't care to change a thing
Love everything in it
