I'm the ugliest old man
Shortest dick, droopy hairy balls
Emblematic of superior diffidence
Weird collection of dolls
Phlegm colored asshole
Large leaky and puckered dark
Cannot be romantically attached
Hairy ass, skinny, rubbery bark
Man boobs with engorged nipples
"A chest?" - not even allegorically
Unkempt unruly armpits with vegetation
A sweaty, sad disposition, pathologically
Have questionable eyesight, frequency deaf
Can't taste anything without alcohol
Sit in a heap of misfortunes
Life a balding crawl
There's no empty pulpit for me
No damsel in distress
Nothing about me is ever important
Nothing that'll impress
A portrait of flab, sack of failure
Haven't got anything to exhibit
Alone with morbid thoughts
A hilarious, gigantic, unbalanced misfit
