I see poop
Poop is here, poop is there
Poop is almost everywhere
It stares at me, the crinkled eye
It makes me puke when I try to cry
They're like monsters hideous and yellow
I swear I saw them glow
Brown sometimes with seeds and nuts
That's my brother's, no ifs and buts
It was the pipe that broke
They are so smelly it's not a joke
It was an overflow I tried to mop
When poop slid from the toilet top
Oh my God, I see them dance
Surely HATE at first glance
Oh my God, I want to die
I have to clean this (deepest sigh)