I've been pacing
Pacing up and down
I don't know where my ass went
I think it went out of town
Also my legs are a little weird
The toe is now a talon
Can't feel my penis
Piss I'm holding at least a gallon
And what are these flappy things
Don't think they are wings
Surely defective in some way
Feathers mounted on springs
I can't prarie-dog this shit much long
This cloaca isn't tight
To die a bird with a turd halfway out
Is a disgrace I want to fight
What have I done to deserve this fate
Don't know what's wrong with me
Was it the chicken I fucked
Or what else could it be?
Can't see a thing except the floor
Used to hold my head high
Now I'm a man chicken
Who is about to die
