I'd love to eat a human baby
Made up my mind, absolutely no maybe
They are so soft and yummy
A delicacy for my tummy
That's my new year resolution draw
A crunchy child, unflavored and raw
I'd eat one every day, for 365 days
Babies from all, except of course gays
They can't make babies you know
I'm conservative, I go with the flow
Eat a hindu baby on the ganges shore
Need some spice, masala like before
I'll go to every nook and cranny
Steal and eat from every kind of fanny
I hope I don't get arrested when I digest
I sleep after each meal in my cosy nest
Don't come near the sign will say
That I think will hold them at bay
Stupid apes they think they are smart
They'll suffocate in their own fart
There will be no humans new
They've driven us rare, snakes are few
Ready the first baby in party rum
Yippee 2022 here I come
