I look a bit stern
But I'm not really
It's the crooked teeth when I smile
That makes me look homely
I couldn't tell what teeth monalisa had
Crooked too I think she didn't look very glad
But I don't want a metal in my mouth
I don't like the dentist down south
He's got medieval supplies I fear
I feel scared when he comes near
So I'd rather not put my teeth out
Don't want people to pick on me or shout
People aren't nice, they mock and jeer
The say my buck teeth can open a can of beer
They say I look like a Neanderthal
But deep inside I'm a pretty girl
It's not true I don't do that
I just stay home, alone in my flat
