"Jingle bell Jingle bell,
Skinned an elf in a bell.
Oh how nice all this vice,
Welcome to Santa's hell
Now,
You see my unwashed gown?
I'm in a quarantine motel outside your town.
All the gifts for rich kids I bought,
Will go to the beggars in smelly socks.
But I hate you all, you get elf shit this year
And a stocking full of fear
Or why not I, hit you in the head?
And kick your kids' ribs, asleep in bed?
That should do you in
A cheery thought in the covid grim
Ho Ho Ho
It is a season of holiday cheer
Everyone should live in mortal fear
Let destiny drive you on an infested course
While your silly dreams die doing silly chores"
