I'm a skull totally dull
A foolish mocking mull
I totally suck, the pencil's stuck
My face is now a fuck
So flies are fine I let them dine
On the fetid rot
I'm a fool caught in my drool
Give me a grave next time
My blood's too salty my life's all faulty
My asshole isn't mine
When I had an ass I gargled gas
It was warm and smelled of shit
Now I dream I smell that fart
See the sparks when lit
I have thoughts on thinking
Plots on sinking stinky bobbing turds
You plod them with a stick
You hit them with a whip
Pull the bastards under
I love this shit
I'm having a fit
Can't close my jaw that funny
Come close you miss
Don't look so pissed
I take no shit no more
