I've been thinking
It's so fucking sad
It's my ass I'm so mad
It's so hard to reach
So I get my asshole licked (I'm so rich)
Why use paper when you've willing tongue
Just tip them well, no harm done
Oh fuck the mouth who cares
Fat is what gets the stares
I'm so fat I can't see my dick
Use a mirror to see it flick
I'm too tight in a jumbo jet
I can't fit in the damn corvette
My mouth's always full of food
I don't chew any I swallow them good
My breathing labored I break into sweat
Now I've to reach out for another plate
I'm a traveling fat fuck
Nomadic always on the move
I love the airports and their booze
Love caffeine, fat, and sugar, I like to eat
I'm not good with sentimental shit
They tell me it's the smoking that kills
Not the drugs or synthetic pills
When I'm near, the sun will set
Not the horizon, behind my silhouette
But I feel content, I feel nice
I'll shit in your mouth, I love you guys
