I'm putin the permanent
My balls are rather large
That is why you have me
As the manly man incharge
I just invaded ukraine
An example of what I do
If you fancy poetry
Ode to peace is just "Toodaloo"
I needed an ass licker in ukraine
But polonium tea for Zelenskyy
He licked all the wrong holes, so,
Say "hell no" to democracy
I like inventing history much
Making things up is so much fun
People will believe anything
You just pull a fast and rotten one
Ha ha ha he he he he
I hate the impotent UN
I hate the spineless west
The dumb Americans disgust me
Think of them as pest
They don't have the balls it takes
Hide behind stickers and glue
I'll make them wear short pink frocks
To do spastic dance for you
They'll shit their silly frocks
When I stop their precious fuel
The softy cocks hide in the dark
When asked for a nuclear duel
Ha Ha Ha and Ha
And sanctions my ass
They can't hurt a billionaire!
If the russians get bruised and raped
Do you really think I care?
I force obsequious nations into
Glib equivocation all the time
By keeping their ass on the fence
They get mad vlad's discount wine
For my rich friends and I
Rest of the world is shit
Whatever you have is really ours
Will blitz it if we see it fit
I need no justification
Just look at my huge balls
It's just a matter of time
Before your country falls
Again my name is putin
I have an appetite for risk
I like people who lick my anus
And those that suck my dick
Ha Ha Ha Hiss Hiss Hiss
My blood curdling eyes
Will make you vomit your food
I have nuclear weapons ready
Pointed at you for general good
Fear mongering works
I write all the rules
Fiction pairs easy with fear
I peddle lies to fools
It pays to be an aggressor
Make threats and commit fraud
When you fake shit up as you go
You're treated like a god
